do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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