You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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