The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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