i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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