Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
