She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
we should paint friendship bongs
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