hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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