the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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