Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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