dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
