Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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