Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I skipped work to stalk him.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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