So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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