dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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