were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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