you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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