# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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