i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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