plz talk dirty to me
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize
