was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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