The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Shame is for Republicans.
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