garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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