they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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