He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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