Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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