they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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