Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I'm just crazy horny about you
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Randomize
