What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Is it penis luge time yet?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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