I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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