Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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