You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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