absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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