Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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