The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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