just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
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