he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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