Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Randomize
