Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Nicole vs. Life
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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