What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
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he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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