its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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