There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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