There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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