ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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