i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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