I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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