Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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