Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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