Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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