i just had sex bonerless
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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