I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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