you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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