On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I am one with the molecules
Randomize
