question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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