i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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